Privacycoin$PRIVACY
File 001 — The memecoin about privacy
Privacy coins are out-running memecoins on the timeline. So here's the memecoin that's about privacy. Your bags are none of their business.
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02 — The leak
Somewhere between the group chat and the quote-tweets, a graphic started circulating: privacy coins — the XMR, ZEC and NEAR crowd — out-running the memecoins.
We did not audit it. We did not it. We read the room.
If privacy is the narrative, the timeline needs a memecoin about privacy. One ticker. One vibe. Zero explanations owed.
No numbers were harmed in the making of this graphic. It's a meme, not a chart. Not affiliated with Monero, Zcash or NEAR.
Hover / drag to declassify
The token doesn't hide anything. The vibe does. Every Solana wallet is public — which is exactly why the bit is funny.
03 — Why $PRIVACY
Privacy is the narrative. We're just the ticker it was missing.
Your bags, your business. No screenshots owed, no PnL disclosed, no questions answered.
Black bars, chrome, glass. The aesthetic is the utility. (There is no other utility.)
Launching on Solana: quick, cheap and extremely on-chain. Yes, we're aware of the irony.
04 — Redact-o-matic
Type your alpha, your entry, your excuse. We'll black-bar it before the timeline sees it. Copy and post.
Tip: flip Privacy mode in the nav to redact this whole page. Press it again (or Esc) to bring it back.
05 — How to buy
Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Write the seed phrase down. Show it to no one — that part is actual privacy.
Buy SOL on an exchange you trust and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.
We only link PumpSwap. If a "different" link is in your DMs, it isn't us. We never DM first.
Use only the CA posted on this page. Anything else is a fake.
06 — Tokenomics
Numbers get declassified when the token exists. Until then, anyone quoting figures is guessing.
07 — Community
Official links appear here when they go live. No links yet means no official channels yet.